Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: ';Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian';
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, ';Son... what happened last night?';
';Well, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.';
Confused, he asked his son, ';So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?';
His son replies, ';Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,'Leave me alone, I'm married!'';Ladies, would your husband do this?
Lol, that's nice.Ladies, would your husband do this?
sweet...wives would wish their husbands were like that!
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im still single....but i don't think he would
aw that is so sweet.
my ex boyfriend did something like that....he came over my house at like 12:00 in the morning and my mama wasnt home so...he was laying in my bed and i didnt realize he was high and drunk...so i tried to kiss him and he was like what you doing....i was just looking at him confused and then i tried to kiss him again....he was like naw stop you tryna get me caught up and i was what are you talkin about and he was like i love ';veronica'; to much to cheat on her....and i was i am veronica....and then he busted out laughing and then i realized he was drunk and all that...so i let him sleep it off and i slept in my mama room...and when i woke up....he was sitting up in my room looking around....and he asked how he get to my house....hahahah i was laughing at him the whole day
I've seen this before on joke websites....not original!
No, I wouldn't, only because i wouldn't allow myself to get that drunk in the first place.
Thanks for the joke, however; very funny
LOL A+ for the joke.
haha well idk.... cuz im not married but if i was he had better do that lol
Yes! Funny! 100!
Well that sounds like a pretty smart thing even though you were his wife. He might have though you were another woman and he didn't to do anything with you.
haah if i had one id hope so:)
that's so sweet!!! it should be posted on valentine's day instead of april fool's day =]
Awwww! I just love that story!
how cute. He better damnit!
wow
pahahahaha! i loveeeeeeeeeee that!
aww thats sweet...lol
Good one, I liked it.
Hahah thats a gooood one.
nope cause i am not married
funny
nyahaha.. I always liked this story...
well.. I'm not yet married.. but if I am..
he better do that!! haha...
nope because, im 13 and unmarried lol
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